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Did thesis the whole day in school. Had lunch with Matthew --- upsized Double Cheeseburger Deluxe for lunch. Copied Sheila's MP3 library. On my way home, Steve called me up inviting me to come over his condo. He even offered to pick me up in school. Why? He needed to cook "daw" cause he'll be having visitors for dinner and he doesn't know how to cook "daw". The conversation went like this Mr. T!:

Steve : Jacob where are you?
Jacob : In school. Why?
Steve : Can you come over my condo after school? I have visitors coming over for dinner kasi eh
Jacob : Nyek baket ako pupunta jan?
Steve : Remember we baked lasagna before? You're the only person I know who knows how to cook
Jacob : Talaga lang ha? Puwes dati yun. Iba na ngayon at marami akong gagawin! You and your schemes!
Steve : I can pick you up if you want. Dali na. For a friend?
Jacob : Tigilan mo ko Steve narinig ko na yan. May cookbook jan diba? Or bumili ka na lang ng pagkain sa labas at ipakain mo sa bisita mo!! Horny much?

*hangs up*

Pft!

I've been immaculate for centuries now. I could have easily said yes for Steve to pick me up and feast over his god-like body. But when I think of who I really wanna share my burning passion with, there's no other option but to say NO Mr. T! And I have my mitt --- though paralyzed and useless for decades now! Hahaha! Ugh...

People change. Some people change. Nice try Steve...