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Anyways, since I'm online and my homepage is this control panel, might as well update you Mr. T! So there, I deleted my Downelink for good Mr. T! Nothing good is coming out from it. Pesky users, perverted messages, a message worth replying out of million messages (I'm exaggerating of course) and millions of reasons to forever delete it. There, hmmm... just got back from Trinoma Mr. T! Here's the story.

Prologue: I won't mention my friend's name since, he's out only to me and his other friend. Anyways, let's call him Xaverian-Atenean friend. Here it goes:

May nagtext:

X-A friend    : Hoy pogi asan ka?
Jacob        : Bahay. Baket panget?
X-A friend    : Ano gawa mo?
Jacob        : Eto Mariah, YM, Mariah ulit haha
X-A friend    : Labas tayo ngayon walang magawa.
Jacob        : Wala kong pera
X-A friend    : Ako rin, may kotse akong dala
Jacob        : Fine. Sige saan?
X-A friend    : Isip ka
Jacob        : Greenhills?
X-A friend    : Wag dun marami tayong kilala dun. Baka may makakita
Jacob        : Arte mo ha! Ikaw mag-isip
X-A friend    : Trinoma?
Jacob        : Puta! Na naman? Fine sige wala tayong kilala dun

After ko naligo at hindi ko nakita mga text messages ni Xaverian-Atenean friend, tumawag siya sa landline

X-A friend    : Hoy, hindi ka nagrereply
Jacob        : OMG ka tumawag ka pa talaga sa phone! Porket graduate ka na! Hahahaha...
X-A friend    : Hahaha, oo baket masama?
Jacob        : Hindi. Ano ba paguusapan natin? Kung sasabihin mong mahal mo ko puwes pasensiya ka hindi kita mahal! Hahaha
X-A friend    : Gago! Feeling mo! Basta Trinoma!
Jacob        : Oo na! Nakatapis ako ibaba mo na yan!

Trinoma:

So we stayed at Coffee Bean first then started walking. Then we talked about our lives. Our love stories. Laugh here laugh there and I thought malandi na ko. Hahaha... my friend kept smoking the whole time. Gusto ko siyang suntukin kanina dahil hindi na napapansin yun usok napupunta sa kin. Anyways, tapos, as usual, nagutom ako, we sat at McDonald's and ate. Then kwento ulit, usap dito, usap dun. Blue Roast stories, si 'Gago', heartbreak stories, er er stories etc. etc. I actually learned a lot from him a while ago. As I was telling him my story, he kept giving me advice. Sobrang parang expert siya. Napapastop and think ako sa mga binibitiwan niyang words of wisdom. It was cool to talk with him again. Nakakatuwa. Parang dami na niyang natutunan about the alternative lifestyle. Which is weird because I actually emancipated first than him! Hahaha... ayun we were talking for nearly 3 hours. So while we were sitting beside those Trinoma fountains, my phone rang! It was my mom!

Mama    : Hoy Hakob asan ka?
Jacob    : Trinoma baket?
Mama    : Nasa EDSA kami dadaanan ka na namin
Jacob    : Magpapahatid na lang ako sa kaibigan ko. Anong oras pa lang!
Mama    : Hindi na gabi na. Abuso ka na!
Jacob    : Ano ba yan! Oo na!

After that call, we stayed muna dun sa open parking ng Trinoma sa may harap ng SM North. Nagsmoke muna si friend. Ayun, kuwento na naman siya and ako rin nagkuwento kuwento. Sobrang saya. After 30 minutes, dumating ang sundo ko! OMG! Parang bata lang! So yun, sobrang naleft hanging ako sa kwento niya nung andun na yung van. Hay... anyways Mr. T! Sabi niya next time ulit. Sabi ko sige. Hay... so un-cool ending. Anyways yun...

Epilogue:

Sa Trinoma:

Jacob        : Shux ano nangyari sa chest mo? Baket ang laki na? Nag-gym ka ba?
X-A friend    : Natuturn on ka noh?
Jacob        : Tang ina ka! Kadiri ka ha! Sabi ko lang malaki! Gago!

Pauwi:

Jacob    : Baket kailangan pa ko sunduin?
Mama    : Wala ng taxi at nakakatakot magcommute ng gabi
Jacob    : Sabi ko ihahatid ako
Mama    : Irenew mo lisensya mo yun ang pinakamaganda mong gagawin
Jacob    : Huh? Labo.