How To Be A Goddess
The Mountain Gods gave us our powers. We stayed on the mountains more days than you that's why you're just an 80% Goddess. In order for you to be a 100% Goddess like us, level yourself up by doing the following:
- Spend another out-of-town with us. Yep, this time, you go home when we go home (20% Magical Exp.)
- Tell something we do not know about you (20% Magical Exp.)
- Sing songs that are out of your range (15% Magical Exp.)
- No more skin problems (15% Magical Exp.)
- Sing naked infront of us (10% Magical Exp.)
- Timezone card worth 1000 (5% Magical Exp.)
However, you can be demoted if you do the following:
- Talking about something we're allergic to (-20% Magical Exp.)
- More skin problems (-15% Magical Exp.)
- Body odor (-10% Magical Exp.)
- Fighting with 100% immortal (-10% Magical Exp.)
- Telling jokes we don't find funny (-2% Magical Exp.)
Note:
- 49% is still a Nymph. 50% makes you a Goddess. 0% makes you a Koko Crunch
- Only 100% immortals can be summoned
- You can't be summoned even if you're 99.9% Goddess
- If you're just 80% immortal, then you're 20% Wheat
- Remember that a Nymph can immediately be demoted to being a Koko Crunch
- And remember about Virtual Presence
Comments? Violent reactions? Summon the Supreme Goddess. You can only summon the Supreme Goddess once.