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          I am browsing my Nokia LifeBlog right now and I tumbled upon few old forwarded text messages that once made me laugh, think and sigh. Might as well share them Mr. T! :)

"1 nyt,a b0y askd his gf 2 marry him.D grl gve him a chlenge,2 liv a day w/o her.No comuncx0n betwn dem 4 24hrs.He cn only c0munic8 2 her aftr24hrs.Grl prmisd 2 marry him ryt aftr he's d0ne it.&d boy c0l it a deal.Nt kn0win dt d grl hs only24hrs lyf left c0z shes sufrin frm ilnes.Aftr 24hrs,d b0y went 2d grl,h0ldin a ring.He ws surprised kn0win shes dead.D moder gave him a letter,sayin,"u did it! ILuvu& yes i wil marry u.Can u d0 it again.. Everyday?" ='("

"THIS HURTS:' shouLd i smiLe because we're friends? or should i cry because that's aLL we'LL ever b'"

"A painfully-sweet fact:truth is, everyone's just going to HURT Y0U..
You just have to decide, who's WORTH the Pain"

"Ehem, excuse me pare, sira ka ba?
Gusto sana kitang yariin eh!"

"Quote for the DAY:
'aanhin ang condom. . .. . .kung pareho namang bottom'"

""If you laugh really loud, talk really close, and you don't care what your hair looks like, you're probably with a friend." -Thoughts to Keep"

"'hindi lahat ng dinosaur, kumakain ng hayop at tao... Yung iba, gusto lang ng hug'... - BARNEY"

"Question: bakit hinihila ang tali..? cge try mu itulak gudluck na lang sa yo"

"A girl transferd in a public skul.. Dey hav a 3 rowed CR 4 girls But nobody uses d midle CR xcpt her! Shes wondering y she always fil dat ders sum1 touching her 4head evrytym she uses dat CR! 1day, she saw a janitres & askd her...
Girl: xcuse me,
mtgal k na ba d2?
Janitres: oo, bkit?!
Girl: kc sa 2wing gngmit q ung gitnang CR prang my humihipo sa noo q!
Janitres: wag mo pancnin un, pAa q Lng un nung nAgbiGti ako!"

"it's never the tears that measure the pain..
sometimes.. it's the smile we fake"

"just a thot:
isnt it amazng hw ppol cntnue 2luv sm1 dey cnt hve,mybe bec tryng 2stay away wud hurt,so u myt as wel tke d risk cz eithr way ud get hurt anyway."

"you love someone, not because
you want them to love you too.. but rather, you love
them..simply because, you found no reason not to"

"3 imprtant STARS in ur lyf:
1. Party like R0CKSTARS
2. Look like M0VIE STARS
& m0st imp0rtantly,
3. Fuck like PORN STARS"

"sometimes,it's not love.. sometimes,you've just become so attached that you've developed a need for that person.. just a need.. not love.. but ur 2scared to admit it,even 2urself.. coz u kn0w that if u do,u myt lose the only pers0n who actually gives a damn about ur life... gudnyt!.,.,.."

"a gentleman once said this to the lady he loves.."the only way i could hurt you..
is by holding your hand too tight"

"RULES OF LOVE

1.Nvr kis wen ur not c0mitted
2.Nvr expect, just hope
3.Nvr love a taken persn
4.Nvr fall 4 a friend
5.Den realize dat in Love, der are no rules"

" Sa Love d mhlga ang past kund ang present,
d mhlga ang looks kund ang atitude,
d rn mhlaga kung pareho kaung lalake..
bst msya kau at ngmmhalan... hehehe"

and this is by far the best forwarded text message I have received:

""you cannot hold onto anything that wants to go.. you just got to love it while you got it, and that's it.." 

          There Mr. T! Okay, I need to wake up by 6am tomorrow and meet up with Jeffrey around 930am. We're gonna be eating lunch with Barry and Rhitz too. Update you soon Mr. T! Mwah! I'm signing off... :P